Something we don't do (customer service has its limits)

Ring! Ring!
- Hello. Page & Blackmore Booksellers.
- Hello. Is Peter Rigg there?
- Just a moment.
...
- Hello. Peter here.
- Oh, hello. My name is [...]. I'm moving house, and I need someone to shift all my furniture and belongings. Would you be able to do it one day soon?
- ?

[Weird things people say in bookshops #22304]